***A COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE***
*Don't squat with your spurs on.

*Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

*Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

*The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it
gets, the harder it is to swaller.

*If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

*If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

*It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

*The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you
shave his face in the mirror every morning.

*Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

*If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around.

*Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is
probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

*Always drink upstream from the herd.

*Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

*Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him do it are two entirely
different propositions.

*If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and
then to make sure it's still there with ya.

*Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad
judgment.

*When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter or to a
person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

*When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown
around by somebody else.

*Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it
back.

*Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it
was.

*The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it
back into your pocket.

*Never miss a good chance to shut up.


***Cowboy Unknown***